I'm not the only one obsessing over Tahiry's ASS

So JD asks the fellas what you do to an ass like that?

I'll look at it, slap it, bite it, blog on it, eat on it, cherish it, screen-save it, pray to it every single night, I'll even propose to it (the actual ass, not the girl) like R-Kelly did on that "In Luv with a stripper" remix video...

The list would be easier and shorter if he'd asked what would you not do to it?